The subtlety of the changes are insidious. Taken one step at a time they merely blend into the tapestry of noise, distraction and confusion that passes for information in modern times. Newspeak and truthiness. Drones...no problem. Obama a Nobel Peace Prize for his war mongering...that can be arranged too. Anything is possible in the age of disinformation. You have to merely word it properly...or improperly at the precise correct moment in time and space. This is where the value of political correctness comes in handy. It's impossible for the average person to decipher...without the ability to discern.
The racquet issue was smoothly blended into the tennis paradigm until there were only one or possibly two that were holding out. It worked it's way up from the bottom. At the bottom of course were scurrilous lawyers obtaining the ridiculous patents. Then came the corporations and the money was changing hands. Finally the players had to be bought or strong armed one way or another. The players were mere pawns in the board game...just as we are in the big picture. Somehow Connors could not pull the trigger. He turned out to be the traditionalist. So did Borg as he left the stadium like a Swedish Elvis Presley. They did it their way. McEnroe went along in the end...he had to. He still had all of the cards to play. In the end he did the right thing...short of growing his hair into a '60s hippie do and shouting at the top of his lungs at the Wimbledon power echelon..."hell no, we won't go!" Ivan Lendl also prove to be stalwart. A real Titan.
The Match...First Set to McEnroe 6-1
McEnroe easily wins his first service game and then he proceeds to break the Connors by just clubbing his service returns either at the feet of the encroaching Connors or by smashing clean winners by him...particularly on the continental gripped forehand side. McEnroe starts the match by winning 12 or the first 14 points. On the first Connors service point McEnroe follows his return in and advances to the net thereby serving notice that he is going to be aggressive...make that very aggressive. Up to this point in their rivalry McEnroe has taken command and has taken 13 consecutive sets from Connors and five straight matches. During those 13 consecutive losing sets Connors won an average of only 2 and 1/2 games a set.
Now it is time for a pitch for the new Cadillac...the Cadillac of tomorrow available today with the new front wheel drive. Next it is Apple’s turn hawking their new Macintosh...it’s sophisticated but it’s easy to use as the single instructional pamphlet descends from above and lands in slow motion on the desk. Looking at these computers you get an idea of just exactly how far we have come. The iPhone that we carry in our pocket is lights years ahead of these original dinosaurs in only the forty years that have transpired. It leaves me wondering where we are headed and at the same time I ask myself...where are we? So much has changed so quickly. Has anyone actually done any studies as to how the human race has been affected by this change? Does anyone actually care? Moving on...
In 1983 John McEnroe defeated Chris Lewis in the men's championship at Wimbledon. Lewis was ranked 90th in the world and was unseeded. He was the first player to reach the finals of the Championships using an oversized racquet. He was using a Prince Graphite which I believe measured in at 110 square inches...a true monstrosity. It did wonders in evening the field if one was short on actual skills. Bud Collins said that McEnroe virtually executed Lewis in the finals but he says that probably won’t be the story this year in the Connors and McEnroe match of 1984...little does he know. I wonder how many players on the tour of 1983 would have voted to execute Lewis for using the Prince racquet. More than one...I suspect.
At 4-1 for McEnroe, Collins makes the comment that this is “Sunday punch tennis...no subtlety yet”. A prediction of things to come for modern tennis. Then the two have the first rally of the match which McEnroe concludes with an easy smash after chasing Connors off of the net with a lob over his head. The grass center court at Wimbledon is playing fast and slick because of the heat during the tournament. Plus the actual wear and tear. On this day it is nearly 90 degrees and humid. Even so...neither player ever uses a towel, or beckons the ball boys to bring them a towel in between points. Not once during the entire match. They wiped their brows with their shirt sleeves.
Next up paying for advertising time on NBC is none other than Wilson Sporting Goods themselves. But here is the irony of ironies...it is Jimbo Connors hawking the new Wilson Pro Staff that he has supposedly designed and implemented himself. The only thing is...he is not using the racquet at the Championships. So here is McEnroe bludgeoning Connors into total submission probably because of the disparity in their equipment being the single largest factor yet here is Connors claiming to have the answer at his disposal, in his pocket, but he hasn’t put it into his bag yet. Pretty unconvincing performance if you ask me. Plus a rather bad decision. The question is why or rather why not. As Jimmy claims in his advertising lines...Wilson is ”keeping you ahead of the game”. So why was he lagging behind the times?
Jimmy Connors had reportedly been cramping after his semifinal with Ivan Lendl two days before but he had recovered sufficiently and according to the two astute shills in the announcers booth he looked fit to fight. I wonder what the recovery regimen used to be back in 1984. Of course I wonder about the truth of the regimen today. John McEnroe had also participated in the Men’s Doubles with his lifelong partner and friend Peter Fleming. They won the doubles title in five sets with a victory over Pat Cash and Paul McNamee, 6-2, 5-7, 6-2, 3-6, 6-3 in the finals. John had played the finals of the doubles with his thigh heavily taped which he removed for the fifth set...once he had sufficiently warmed up. He had played an additional 26 sets of doubles during the duration of the tournament. An amazing two weeks of endurance and finesse. Not to mention control.
McEnroe wins the first set with an ace in less than half an hour without hitting a single unforced error...six games to one. The first set statistics were as follows...McEnroe served at 76% first service percentage to Connors 83%, unforced errors McEnroe 0 to only three for Connors. A telling set of numbers...it wasn’t that Connors was playing bad it was only that McEnroe was pounding the other American into the turf with power, subtlety free and errorless tennis. A virtuoso performance by the Manhattan Maestro.
But now it is time for two other heavy hitters to step up to the plate...IBM and Paine Webber. IBM makes good use of the 1984 platform of Wimbledon Tennis to drive home the point that their “programs help you to keep up with modern times, business programs, entertainment, productivity, education”. Nothing short of buttering your bread in the morning. I sure am glad that they are on “our” side...aren’t you? As for Paine Weber, didn’t you know that...”because investing is like being on the receiving end of a Jimmy Connors serve that your quality of life depends upon the quality of your investments”. I guess that I am missing the logic in that little pearl that the script writers have drummed up for a dumbed down television audience. Jimmy, ever the growing shill, exclaims to the camera...”thank you Paine Weber”. Thank you Big Brother.
McEnroe is just warming up...as are Collins and Enberg and NBC...and the rest of the machine.

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